Santa2Banta:
Santa: Aaj tere cell pe bade I L0VE U ke msg aa rahe hai Kya baat hai?

Banta: (Fakr ke saath) O kuch nahi g Aaj WIFE ka cell Laya hu.

2 Ldkiya bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi
Conductor:Kyun lad rahi ho?
Jo umar me badi ho wo baith jaye Bas phir kya.Dono pure raste khadi rahi.

Har ladki ki life me ek aisa ladka hota hai jaise woh bhula nahi sakti..
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Har ladke ki life me ek aisee ladki hoti hai jise woh paa nahi sakta....

Good Night
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Sweet Dreams
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Take Care
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Ab aur kya dekh rahe ho
Bister, takiya
Chadar bhi SMS se bheju kya!

An Airplane is Always Safe at Ground
But It's not Made for That.
So Always Take Some Meaningful Risks in Life to
Achieve Great Pleasure

Tanhai ki hawa jism ki dawa ban gayi,

Duri unki meri chahat ki saza ban gayi.

Kaise bhulu unko 1 pal k liye

Jab yaad unki mere jeene ki wajah ban gayi..

Har samndar ka ek kinara hota he,
Har raat ka ek sawera hota he,
Kyun kar raha he julm a khuda,
Kyun har bewafa ka ek diwana hota he.

A nice inspirational saying:
In an old man's shirt written a cute sentence.
I m not 60 years old, i m sweet 16 with 44 years experience.

Today's most impressive lines for success:
Manzil to mil hi jayegi, Bhatak kar hi sahi..!!
Gumraah to wo hai, Jo ghar se nikle hi nahi..!!

Sheese k Dil me taswir teri basi,
Sheesa toh tod diya, magar taswir na chura saki..
Mila kya tuje mere is Dil se khel kar?
Jaan hi chahiye thi to hans kar mang li hoti..