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apum ko yad krne ka.
apun miss ko krneka.
apun ko phone krneka.
agar nahi kiya to
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apun karega na
apun tere jaisa kanjus nahi hai

Submited By:javid khan | Submited In:Funny SMS

Practical Definition

What is Love???
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Answer by a boy - Love is the 7th sense of human which destroys all 6 senses n make the person nonsense..

Submited By:rehanm | Submited In:Funny SMS

PLEASE, DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.
THESE STUNTS ARE PERFORMED BYPROFESSIONALS.
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Most Deadly Combination Ever
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Internet Explorer + Bsnl Internet

Submited By:sachin | Submited In:Funny SMS

Doctor to injured patient : Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi tu
tumhe road se duur chalna chayi tha.
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Patient : abey Kon sa road?
Me to park me leta huaa tha...

Submited By:sachin | Submited In:Funny SMS

1 ladki ki death ke Baad Uski friend uske boyfriend ke pass
gayi or boli, Kya main uski jagah le skti hu?
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Superb Answer
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BoyFrnd - Muje koi Aitraz Nahi QABRISTAN Walo se puch lo.

Submited By:sachin | Submited In:Funny SMS

Hoton ko chua uska Ehsas ab tk he
Ankho me nami or sanso me aag ab tk he
Wqt guzar gaya Pr uski yad na gayi
Kya
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PANIPURi thi yar SWAAD AB TAK HAI.

Submited By:LALIT YADAV | Submited In:Funny SMS

Barsaat Ki Raat Bheegi Ladki
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Bheega Badan,
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Bheegi Zulfen, .
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Bheege Honth .
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Nazare Mili
Maine Socha Kal Use 100% Zukaam Hoga.

Submited By:Badsha | Submited In:Funny SMS

Ek JAPANI INDIA me aaya..
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Airport se usne ek Auto Liya
aur hotel ki taraf gaya..
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Raste me usko ek Honda car
dikhayi di..
Japani:HONDA made in JAPAN...
very fast...
Aage usko ek Toyota car ne
over take kiya..
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Japani:TOYOTA made in
JAPAN... very fast..
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Hotel pahuch kar usne driver
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poocha kitne paise hue.. ??
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Driver:RS. 8000..
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Japani:Itne paise.. ??
wo kaise.. ??
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Driver:METER made in
INDIA.....''
VERY VERY FAST..

Submited By:vijay | Submited In:Funny SMS

When someone hates you
for no reason
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Slap him/her on face..
and he/she will hate you for a
reason...

Submited By:vijay | Submited In:Funny SMS

That Awkward M0ment, .
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When You Ign0re
Someone's Ph0ne Call
&They Call Y0u Fr0m Someone Else's Phone &
You Answer It :p

Submited By:vijay | Submited In:Funny SMS

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