Arz kiya h,
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Raat bhar sms kiya to meri raat kat gaii
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wah wah ,
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raat bhar sms kiya to meri raat kat gai ,
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subah balance dekha to meri waat lag gai.

1 Sharabi Train Ki PATRI Par So Gaya,
1 Aadmi Bola Train Ayegi To Mar Jayega.
Sharabi-Saale Abhi AEROPLANE Upar Se Gaya, Kuch Nahi Hua To TRAIN Kya Chiz he

Wife - Kuchh Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha...,
Husband Bola : Wo to Ab bhi hai,
Bas Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi,
Ab 2Ltr ki hai..!

pyaar ke raste me har waqt dard milega,

pyaar k raste me har waqt dard milega....



Mai soch raha hu is raste me hospital khol lu...
Mast chalega..

Bhayanak PJ:

Bataiye sach baat itni chhubhati kyo hai...???
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Kyuki sach baat mai point hota hai..

Baniye ki beti boyfrnd se:
Aaj mere papa ne mujhe tmhare sath bike pe jate hue dekha
BF: Phir?
Beti: Phir kya,
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mujhse bus k paise waapas le liye......

Karan-Mere ghar ke pass ek ladka uska 6 ungliya hai aur use sb "PAKASUR" bulate hai
kyun ?????


Raj-Tere ghar ke pass hai to tujhe pta hoga na.


Karan-Kyun ki uska baap uska naam pakasur diya tha....

Height of Dhoka-
Student to his frnd: yaar dhoka hogya.
frnd: kyo bhai kya hua...???
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Student: yaar book k liye ghar se paise mangwaye the.....
gharwalo ne book hi bhej di.....

A man calls up "rashtrapati bhawan"

Man: "I want to be the next prime ministr of India"

Manmohan: "Are you an idiot??"

Man: "Why?? Is it Compulsory??"

A Rajasthani lady maried a Japanis man, they had white twin babies
They named

Jo-Hoyo
So-Hoyo

Next year they had one black baby.

They named
Yo-Ki-Hoyo..