Sardar- beta ye kesi machis leke aya h,
ye to 1 bhi nhi jal rhi h,
beta- kya bat krte ho papa sari chek karke laya hun.....

Sardar got job in Airtel,
customr:Hello!my Airtel sim locked what 2 do?
Sardar:u dont take tention remove Airtel sim put BSNL sim,
thank u 4 calling.

Ek palang par 3 sardar so rahe ke liye aye or waha jagya kam pad rahi thi to ek
sardar niche chala gaya to 2 sardar bole ab upar aja jagya ho gai he

Wife (in a romantic mood): janu ek puppy do na !
Sardar: UFF , Fashion dekho...
Ghar me khane ko paise nahi hai aur is ko Kutte ka pilla chahiye...

sardar-ye shadi ke jode kown banata hai.
2sardar- o ji jodiyaan to aashman me bante hai bhagwan unhe banate hain.

1sardar- o teriiii...
2sardar-kya hua.....?

1sardar- mai to abhi-abhi joda darji ko de aaya.......

Sardar gahri soch me
Wife-kya soch rahe ho?
Srdr-ye zeenews walo ko kaise pata chalta hai.
Wife-kya?
Srdr-yahi k
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Teacher- explain about terrorist?

Sardar- terrorist is a tourist, who comer from other country to celebrate diwali in our country.

wife: Aaj prty kyu de rhe ho?
srdar: Kal mera scooter kho gaya,
bhagwan ka sukr hai ki me us par nahi baitha tha,
varna me bhi kho jata.

Ek admi na ek sardar ko har rooj phone kar ke pherasan kar raha tha ek din sardar na ek naya sim card lakar us admi ko sms keya aab tera baap bhi mujha thang nahi kar sakta kaun ki maina wo no bandh kar deya hai

Teacher:
Radio or nws ppr me kya farq h?
BRILLIANT SARDAR (bahut soch kr)
Dekho madam, nws ppr me hum Roti lapet k le ja sakte h
Mgar Radio me nahi.