Ek bar Ruma ke bhai Rahul ka khun ho gaya tha.Tab...
Daya(ne pucha)-Kya tumhara bhai Rahul hai?
Ruma-Haa.
Abhijeet-Dimaag me thoda aur zoor deke socho kya Rahul tumhara bhai tha?
Ruma-Haa.
A.C.P. Pratiman-Oh no! Oh no!
Isska matlab yeh hua ki tum Rahul ke sister ho!!!

Once rajnikant teaches a kid how to open the door
without ringing the bell ?
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Now that kid is known as C.I.D inspector DAYA

CID is back..
Itne saal huye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi he,

Itne saal huye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi he,

ACP bola, Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya gay to nahi he......

aajkal bandar bhi pahanta he
amul macho
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gaur farmahiye...
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aajkal bandar bhi pahanta he
amul macho
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daya ki maa ka b*~#$a
nacho re nacho.

Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.

Fedrick bola Sir ladki badi rangeen hai


Gaur farmaaiye, fedrick bola Sir ladki badi rangeen ha





ACP Pradhuman bola





fedrick, ladki to rangeen hai par maamla bada sangeen hai

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye





Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye
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Daya, hamein uss jagah par wapas jaanaa chahiye!

8 ghante so jao kr lo pura rest....



8 ghante so jao kr lo pura rest ...

acp pradyuman kheta h u r under arrest....

Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai


wah wah!!



Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai...


wah wah!!



Daya-Sir,

Dr. Salunke ka Dimaag to Computer se bhi Tej Chalta hai.

Na Bandook se maaro, na Bomb se Maaro....

Waah... Waah...


Na Bandook Se Maaro , Na Bomb Se Maaro....

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Daya, is ghar ka Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro....