Hasti thi hasa ti thi..
Roti thi rulati thi...
Jub bhi milti thi dil me dard jagati thi...
Jab dusre k satha bhagi tab pata chala sali mamu banati thi...

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

MUNNA BHAI :- A Circuit yaar mere ko woh sister ( nurse ) se pyaar ho gaya hai.
Love letter kaise likhun ?
Circuit :- Simple BHAI aap likh dalo I love you sister . I am your munna BHAI.....

Circuit: bhai jail ko hindhi me hawalat kyu kehte hai??
Bhai: kyu ki jail me khane ko sirf hawa aur laat hi mil ti hai..

Munna bhai:Yeh AUTOMATICALY kya hai?
Circuit:Bole to auto me ladki ja rahi hai jis k sar pe ek b baal nahi hai,
bole to simple hai bhai AUTO-ME-TAKKLY!

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga bappu ka!

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

PROFESSOR: Aqqal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay
date of birth to bata mamu…