Ladies k Pass Wo kya he jo
-round h
-left & right side h
-chalte hue hilte h
-uska naam B se shuru hota h?

BANGLES
Soch Badlo Desh Badlega

80 year old man:
Doctor sahab meri 20 saal ki wife
pregnant hogae hai...
pta nahi kaisay...
Doctor: 1 story suno,
ek shikari shikar krne gya aur gun ki jagah Umbrella le gya.
Achanak ek Sher aya us ne Umbrella
nikala aur goli maar di sher mar gya.
Old Man: Impossible, kisi or ne maari
ho gi.
Doctor: Exactly...

Are yaad karo who din,
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are yaad karo woh din
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jab
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tu ulte lete hue the aur,
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aadha ghusne par bahut chillaye the
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tab turant hi doctor ne kaha bas beta injection lag gaya hai.

1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya.

2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua.

3rd Time Jalan Hui.

4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua.

Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai!

Mard aur Aurat ka rishta b saala ajeeb hai...
Door raho to JUDAI...
aur paas raho to
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to ladai.
han han wo b hota hjo tum soch rhe ho....

Wife k Badan me wo konsi chiz h Jise wo Dabane nai deti aur husband
din-rat dabana chahta he?
Socho
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"Uska GALA"

Girlfriend ke sat or karo or karo...
rat me karo.

din me karo.

shubah karo.
karte hi raho
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Are yaar girlfriend he chating or call kabhi bhi hoti hi rahegi.

Ladkiyan sabSe
Zyada Garam
Kab hOti Hain.?
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...Naa,
Munna naa...!

Jab unhen
Bukhar HOta
Hai.

OYE..
Kya samajta he Apne Aap ko Tu?
Sms bhej muje,
Warna..
Teri
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Yaar...
Mat BHEJ,
Zabarjasti Thodi karunga tere saath

Wo kaun si Movie He jO AaP Awaaz Band Kr k Bhi Deko tab bhi boht MAZA aata hai?
Think?
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"MR.BEAN"